🤣 10 Funny Things Only Grandkids Say (+ Free Word Search Download!)

Grandkids have a way of saying the sweetest, silliest, and sometimes brutally honest things. As grandparents, we get front-row seats to these unforgettable little gems that make us laugh until we cry.

Here are 10 funny things only grandkids say (and yes, you’ll probably recognize a few of these lines already 👇).

1. “Grandma, your house smells like cookies… even when you’re not baking.”

That’s called grandparent magic. ✨

2. “Papa, you’re really old… but not dinosaur old.”

😂 Thanks, kiddo. I think.

3. “Grandma, I like you better than Mom because you say yes more.”

Grandparent privileges: unlocked.

4. “Can I live here forever? I promise I’ll only eat ice cream for breakfast sometimes.”

The negotiations begin early.

5. “Papa, do you know how to TikTok? You’re probably too slow.”

Uh oh. Time to learn some dance moves.

6. “Grandma, why does your face have lines? Did you draw on it?”

Honesty level: expert.

7. “Papa, you snore louder than the TV. I thought there

was a bear in your room.”

At least they’re good at identifying wildlife. 🐻

8. “Grandma, I don’t need toys. Can we just play with your pots and pans?”

And suddenly your kitchen is a rock concert.

9. “Papa, I love you because you buy me snacks… and also because you’re nice.”

Priorities: snacks first, love second. 😂

10. “Grandma, I hope I grow up to be just like you… except not old.”

A backhanded compliment, but we’ll take it. ❤️

✨ Free Gift: Grandkids Giggles Word Search Pack

Because grandkids bring so much laughter, I’ve created something fun to go along with these funny quotes:

🎁 Free Download: 4 Printable Grandkids Word Searches + Answer Keys